Traders joking, the beginning - page 77

Sergey Golubev
Sergey Golubev  

Just to listen something during this week ...

Sergey Golubev
Sergey Golubev  

The price will go to our side anyway:

Mladen Rakic
Mladen Rakic  


You mean down Everyday I can drive less and less for same money, so I might just as well start walking

The price will go to our side anyway:
Mladen Rakic
Mladen Rakic  


Talking about walking ...



У матросов - нет стоплоссов!


I made this

I add some text and superimpose something for this cartoon

I think this describe most HUSBAND traders experience , hehehe


GOOD WILL HUNTING -- the movie -- SEQUEL , padova of the citz of oz (obel zebra)


0000 motherflukers what the simpson familz do this time

11111 piano floor with dancing ladies on each floor and name after the ladies

22222 mistaken bieber as boedihardjo -- one is smarter than the others

333333 education pre-universitz business that do not output a better education szstem

44444 padova karaoke is so lame with the wrong wordings in MADONNA SONG



William Snyder
William Snyder  

A history lesson

We older people need to learn something new every day...

Just to keep the grey matter tuned up.

Where did "Piss Poor" come from?

Interesting History.

They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot.

And then once it was full it was taken and sold to the tannery...

if you had to do this to survive you were "Piss Poor".

But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot...

They "didn't have a pot to piss in" and were the lowest of the low.

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature

Isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be.

Here are some facts about the 1500's

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May,

And they still smelled pretty good by June. However, since they were starting to smell,

Brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor.

Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water.

The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water,

Then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children.

Last of all the babies.

By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it.

Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water!"

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath.

It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals

(mice, bugs) lived in the roof.

When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof.

Hence the saying, "It's raining cats and dogs."

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house.

This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings

Could mess up your nice clean bed.

Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection.

That's how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt.

Hence the saying, "Dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery

In the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on the floor to help keep their footing.

As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door,

It would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way.

Hence: a thresh hold.

(Getting quite an education, aren't you?)

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire.

Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables

And did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers

In the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day.

Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while.

Hence the rhyme:

“Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old”.

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special.

When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off.

It was a sign of wealth that a man could, "bring home the bacon."

They would cut off a little to share with guests

And would all sit around and chew the fat.

Those with money had plates made of pewter.

Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death.

This happened most often with tomatoes,

so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status.

Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle,

and guests got the top, or the upper crust.

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky.

The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days.

Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial.

They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around

and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up.

Hence the custom; “of holding a wake”.

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people.

So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave..

When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive.

So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell.

Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be,

“saved by the bell” or was "considered a dead ringer”.

And that's the truth.

Sergey Golubev
Sergey Golubev  
Mladen Rakic
Mladen Rakic  


Best EA?

William Snyder
William Snyder  

to all us getting up there age wise


An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her

Car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to

The dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake

Pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay calm.

An officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard."

He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."


Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night

The 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to

the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old

yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs

and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?"

The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to

her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get

that forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help both

of you as soon as I see who's at the door."


Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine

March day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?" "No," the

second man replied, "it's Thursday." And the third man chimed in, "So

am I.

Let's have a beer."


Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years,

they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures.

Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a

Week to play cards. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other

And said, "Now don't get mad at me .. I know we've been friends for a long time ...

but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it.

Please tell me what your name is." Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes

she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"


As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I

Just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77.

Please be careful!" "Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"


Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection.

The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the

passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I could have

sworn we just went through a red light." After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection

and the light was red again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost

sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through.

So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran

through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, crap, am I driving?"