Traders joking, the beginning - page 76

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Good international music:

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welcome to give it some HITS ratio

you may wanna to read this (in english--> click the blue)

FUN to know

if you prefer, you may translate to your own language ( chrome browser is better for this link)

oke, this is a joke, I could say it E-PePDbXm6ly

討論版 • 主題 - 醫療 衛生 政綱

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english question

3 short answers in deutsch ´´ make it flash and show to G14

Q1

what is the number between 1 and 5

A -- eins

B -- drei

C -- fünf

answer is **B drei three

Q2

after you meet your friend, you will say

AA -- ich hoffe dich bald zu sehen

BB --- Abgemacht

CC -- es das erste dass du hier

Q3

taking a short trip to visit your friend, you will take

aa -- der bus

bb -- der Krankenwagen

cc -- das Feurer

Q4

commercial airline is called

AA-der satellit

BB--der DÜsenflieger

CC--das Flugzeug

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Floor traders ...

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Not joking this is for real

Temporal Distortion

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Sergey Golubev
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Old Russian game "find your vehicle"

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got it

I will remove the snow in half a week time, but that was my 1/2 day effort in the embassy

but current charting analysis is very difficult, even if we use 1H and compress ( hit minus sign) -- I have no clues how the big boys doing -- maybe the greece default issue

oooh, I send a brand new DVD (the movie title that I like) to our city MAYOR, we call it CE here

and got a thank you notes from his office sec.

but I wanna to meet with the THINK TANK of the city government though ! damn it, I did not get the time-slot

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Stop loss for sell - stop loss for buy,

Stop loss for sell - stop loss for buy,

Stop loss for sell - stop loss for buy,

who is this guys who is moving the market?

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William Snyder
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To those who it will be morning soon!!!!!!!!

Heywood Banks - Toast - YouTube

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Puns intended

Puns for Educated Minds

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian ....

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris , you'd be in Seine.

21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'

23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'

25. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did