Traders joking, the beginning - page 713

[Mawreen Lawson]

For a brief moment there I thought it was a real octopus, it's so realistic.

[John Seekers]

American businesses added a total of 216,000 jobs over the last month, as stores hire workers for the holidays. Mall Santas are now able to have their checks direct-deposited right to the liquor store. Isn’t that nice? Isn’t that sweet?

[John Seekers]

The CEO of Starbucks announced he’s stepping down. He’s going to become the CEO of the Starbucks across the street.

[tim]

[Lazar Radimir]

[Mawreen Lawson]

My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me 
everything you know.”

[John Seekers]

You probably know Ed Sheeran from his song, “Thinking Out Loud.” Great song. Or you could now look forward to his brand new single, “Screaming Out Loud.”

[John Seekers]

Ed Sheeran made his first public appearance since an accident where he suffered a deep facial cut. It happened at a party when Princess Beatrice jokingly went to knight James Blunt with a sword, and accidentally cut Ed Sheeran on the back side swing. The only way to make getting clobbered in the face not at all hard-core is by adding James Blunt and knighthood and a princess to the story.

[Mawreen Lawson]

When it comes 
to candy bars, the term fun-sized 
is misleading. There is nothing fun about your candy bar being ⅛ the size of a regular bar. You should call them what they are: 
“disappointment-sized.”

[John Seekers]

The Dakota Access oil pipeline, which the Sioux tribe has been protesting for months, will no longer be routed through their land. It’s a big win for Native Americans — and if the next 9 billion things go their way, we can finally call it even.