Traders joking, the beginning - page 720

John Seekers
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John Seekers  
Google released their list of the most-searched phrases of 2016. The top-trending search terms were Powerball, Prince, Hurricane Matthew, and Pokémon Go. I think that sums up our priorities as Americans: money, celebrities, the weather, and playing games on our phones.
Mawreen Lawson
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Mawreen Lawson  

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

krelian99
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krelian99  
My plan for 2017: When that with FX don't work for me, I'll become a princess.
tim
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tim  
Mawreen Lawson
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Mawreen Lawson  
krelian99:
My plan for 2017: When that with FX don't work for me, I'll become a princess.

That is always a good plan.

John Seekers
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John Seekers  
A man in Vietnam was hospitalized after doctors realized that he had a pair of scissors in his digestive system that had been left there by a previous surgery that he had 18 years ago. I mean this guy is so lucky. Come on, free scissors!
tim
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tim  
John Seekers
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John Seekers  
If you feel bad for the guy who didn't know he had scissors inside him, imagine being the guy standing behind him in the TSA line.
tim
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tim  
Mawreen Lawson
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Mawreen Lawson  
seekers_:
If you feel bad for the guy who didn't know he had scissors inside him, imagine being the guy standing behind him in the TSA line.

Wouldn’t the problem be for the actual guy with the scissors inside him? Why the next guy?