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Researchers at Cornell University have invented a soft robot hand that can touch fragile items and even sense their shape and texture. When asked what they’ve used the hand for, researchers said, “That’s not important!”
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The oldest living American, a New Jersey woman, has just turned 114. At her birthday party she said, “Why are we celebrating? I just spent 114 years in New Jersey.”
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The dating app Tinder is now available on Apple TV. Tinder on television — so now a room full of people can judge you based solely on your looks.
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AngelGirl:
I always like to see this thread as there are so many new jokes on Forex and makes me laugh.. :)

Me too. Conversation about Forex is pretty serious, this thread adds some levity to it.

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Google released their list of the most-searched phrases of 2016. The top-trending search terms were Powerball, Prince, Hurricane Matthew, and Pokémon Go. I think that sums up our priorities as Americans: money, celebrities, the weather, and playing games on our phones.
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There is nothing more awkward than the moment you realize you’re getting a double-cheek kiss.

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Uber just rolled out a new regulation — you can now get banned from the ride-sharing service if you have sex in one of their cars. Cab drivers heard this and they were like, “We’re back, baby!”