Traders joking, the beginning - page 711

John Seekers
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The best time to leave from Thanksgiving is right after someone mentions the election.
Mawreen Lawson
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Mawreen Lawson  

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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John Seekers  
Right now, the focus is on who Trump will appoint to his cabinet. In fact, C-SPAN aired a live feed of the elevators at Trump Tower that captured potential cabinet members going up to meet him. It even caught the moment when Ted Cruz was approaching the elevator and everyone inside frantically hit the “door close” button.
Lenyooo
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Lenyooo  
Great stuff everyone. Keep the jokes coming!
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John Seekers  
tim
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Mawreen Lawson
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Mawreen Lawson  

Stress cannot exist in the presence of pie.

John Seekers
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John Seekers  
I have a phobia of over engineered buildings. I have a complex complex complex.