Traders joking, the beginning - page 711

 
The best time to leave from Thanksgiving is right after someone mentions the election.
 

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

 
 
Right now, the focus is on who Trump will appoint to his cabinet. In fact, C-SPAN aired a live feed of the elevators at Trump Tower that captured potential cabinet members going up to meet him. It even caught the moment when Ted Cruz was approaching the elevator and everyone inside frantically hit the “door close” button.
 
Great stuff everyone. Keep the jokes coming!
 
 
 
 

Stress cannot exist in the presence of pie.

 
I have a phobia of over engineered buildings. I have a complex complex complex.