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Why did the forex trader go broke?
Because he thought “buy low, sell high” meant shopping at Walmart and selling on eBay!
 
Wilna Barnard #:
Why did the forex trader go broke?
Because he thought “buy low, sell high” meant shopping at Walmart and selling on eBay!

Naaa... He sat on the floor Indian-style, waved bye, smoked a blunt, and then mistakenly entered short.

 
Today I invested $300 in my future by cancelling the deposit transaction last second 😇
 
Evgenii Shugurov #:
Today I invested $300 in my future by cancelling the deposit transaction last second 😇

The fact that you actually did is even funnier.😂

  • Once upon a time, a guy was trading forex.
  • He followed advice from his broker and blew his account.
  • His wife got angry and told him stop trading.
  • Then he bought the most expensive EA and blew his account again.
  • His wife left him.
  • When he complained to a futures trader about his lost love,
  • The futures trader said, "It's ok. Your forex broker still loves you for bending over-the-counter" [OTC].
 
Evgenii Shugurov #:
Today I invested $300 in my future by cancelling the deposit transaction last second 😇
Ryan L Johnson #:

The fact that you actually did is even funnier.😂

  • Once upon a time, a guy was trading forex.
  • He followed advice from his broker and blew his account.
  • His wife got angry and told him stop trading.
  • Then he bought the most expensive EA and blew his account again.
  • His wife left him.
  • When he complained to a futures trader about his lost love,
  • The futures trader said, "It's ok. Your forex broker still loves you for bending over-the-counter" [OTC].

😂 😂

I used to be bald with a nine to five and an average life until i discovered forex.

Now i'm just bald 

 
Lorentzos Roussos #:

😂 😂

I used to be bald with a nine to five and an average life until i discovered forex.

Now i'm just bald 

😅😂🤣

Oh no! Bald OTC?

 

2 Americans walk into a bar.

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Chicago - Now (Official / New Studio Album / 2014)'


 

Peter Cetera - If You Leave Me Now

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