Traders joking, the beginning - page 353

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A South Carolina man had to be rescued by police after he got stuck in a ventilation shaft while trying to break into Arby’s. If he’s convicted, he could be sentenced to as many as 10 sandwiches from Arby’s.

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75 percent of Americans think marijuana eventually will be legal, while the other 25 percent said, "What, it's illegal?"

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President Obama invited the U.S. Olympic team to the White House to congratulate them on their performance in Sochi. Of course it got awkward when Biden told the biathletes, "I won't rest until all you guys can get married."

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McDonald's announced that it has closed its three restaurants in Crimea because of the tension in the region. Then Putin said, “Is good to hear. Even I don't have weapon as destructive as McRib.”

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New fashion

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Two historians believe that they've discovered the Holy Grail. Indiana Jones found it back in 1989, but they lost track of it.

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The best way of saving money is to forget the person you borrowed it from

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