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Hahaha, true, that’s a difficult dilemma.

 
A new study found that marijuana use among people over 65 has gone up 250 percent in recent years. One woman said, "I like to smoke up before watching 'Jeopardy!' I call it my daily doobie."
 
Amazon's home assistance device, "The echo," is already sold out until after the holidays. In the meantime, if you want to yell at something to turn off the lights or music in your house, just try your kids.
 

I gave my father $100 and said, “Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.” So he went out and bought a present for my mother.

 
According to a recent study, Pokémon go players have collectively walked 5.7 billion miles while using the app. They've walked everywhere except into a job interview.
 
 

If you’ve seen me impatiently standing in line, then you’ve seen 
me dancing at a concert.

 
 

I think that cat’s become friends with its meals.

 
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