Traders joking, the beginning - page 718

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Mawreen Lawson  

Hahaha, true, that’s a difficult dilemma.

John Seekers
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John Seekers  
A new study found that marijuana use among people over 65 has gone up 250 percent in recent years. One woman said, "I like to smoke up before watching 'Jeopardy!' I call it my daily doobie."
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John Seekers  
Amazon's home assistance device, "The echo," is already sold out until after the holidays. In the meantime, if you want to yell at something to turn off the lights or music in your house, just try your kids.
Mawreen Lawson
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Mawreen Lawson  

I gave my father $100 and said, “Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.” So he went out and bought a present for my mother.

John Seekers
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John Seekers  
According to a recent study, Pokémon go players have collectively walked 5.7 billion miles while using the app. They've walked everywhere except into a job interview.
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Mawreen Lawson
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Mawreen Lawson  

If you’ve seen me impatiently standing in line, then you’ve seen me dancing at a concert.

tim
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tim  
Mawreen Lawson
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Mawreen Lawson  

I think that cat’s become friends with its meals.

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