Traders joking, the beginning - page 709

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There’s a new workout where people crawl like a baby. It’s a new thing, because it strengthens your core while working your shoulders and hips. In response, babies were like, “Have you seen our bodies?”
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''How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?''

''By renaming it Trump University.'' 
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csc2009:

''How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?''

''By renaming it Trump University.'' 
That is a good one csc2009 :) :) :)
Here is another one that I heard these days
Donald Trump doesn't believe in gay marriage, he believes marriage is about a rich guy marrying a much younger model.
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Mawreen Lawson  

Seen on the door of a repair shop:

WE CAN FIX ANYTHING. (Please knock on the door—the bell doesn’t work.)

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A woman has been charged with filing a false police report after posting that she had been kidnapped on Facebook. People grew suspicious when the woman “liked” her own kidnapping.
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mlawson71:

I ate a gluten-free, lactose-free, low-carb pizza for dinner tonight. (It was a raw tomato.)

I though it would be a piece of wood.
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According to a new report, the night before Thanksgiving is the best night of the year for “casual hookups.” While Thanksgiving day is the worst. “Bryan! You remember your cousin, Beth, right?!”
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