Traders joking, the beginning - page 709

[tim]

[tim]

[John Seekers]

There’s a new workout where people crawl like a baby. It’s a new thing, because it strengthens your core while working your shoulders and hips. In response, babies were like, “Have you seen our bodies?”

[csc2009]

''How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?''

''By renaming it Trump University.'' 

[Lazar Radimir]

csc2009:

''How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?''

''By renaming it Trump University.'' 

That is a good one csc2009 :) :) :)
Here is another one that I heard these days
Donald Trump doesn't believe in gay marriage, he believes marriage is about a rich guy marrying a much younger model.

[Mawreen Lawson]

Seen on the door of a repair shop:

WE CAN FIX ANYTHING. (Please knock on the door—the bell doesn’t work.)

[John Seekers]

A woman has been charged with filing a false police report after posting that she had been kidnapped on Facebook. People grew suspicious when the woman “liked” her own kidnapping.

[krelian99]

mlawson71:

I ate a gluten-free, lactose-free, low-carb pizza for dinner tonight. (It was a raw tomato.)

I though it would be a piece of wood.

[John Seekers]

According to a new report, the night before Thanksgiving is the best night of the year for “casual hookups.” While Thanksgiving day is the worst. “Bryan! You remember your cousin, Beth, right?!”

[tim]