Traders joking, the beginning - page 712

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I ate a gluten-free, lactose-free, low-carb pizza for dinner tonight. (It was a raw tomato.)

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Breakfast Club star Anthony Michael Hall is facing seven years in prison for fighting his neighbor. However, his lawyer is trying to plea bargain that down to just serving detention with Molly Ringwald, Emilio Estevez, and Judd Nelson
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Some of my proudest moments have been when a website told me my password was “Very Strong.”

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Two Connecticut residents stole over $1,000 worth of candles from the Yankee Candle Village. The suspects are being described as white.
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I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

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In the next few years, the federal government is planning to forgive $100 billion of student debt. So, congratulations to six USC grads.
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