If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the
future, don’t teach him to subtract—teach him to deduct.
I've actually been in that state after staring at the charts all day. :D
Forex trader : What is a million
years like to you?
God: Like one second.
Forex trader: What is a million
dollars like to you?
God: Like one penny.
Forex trader: Can I have a penny?
God: Just a second …
- Can I borrow that book of yours "How To Become A
- Sure, here you are.
- Thanks, but half the pages are missing. What's the matter?
- Isn't half a million enough for you?