Traders joking, the beginning - page 704

tim
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tim  
Mawreen Lawson
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Mawreen Lawson  

If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract—teach him to deduct.

Lazar Radimir
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Lazar Radimir  
Two weary traders go home after a busy day.
One to another:
- Hey, the subway had already closed!
- Yes? And at what price?
John Seekers
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John Seekers  
Hillary Clinton got quite a scare tonight. I guess a trick-or-treater came to the door dressed as a lie detector.


Mawreen Lawson
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Mawreen Lawson  
LazarR:
Two weary traders go home after a busy day.
One to another:
- Hey, the subway had already closed!
- Yes? And at what price?


I've actually been in that state after staring at the charts all day. :D

Abe Bonifaas
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Abe Bonifaas  
Funny Picture

tim
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tim  
Abe Bonifaas
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Abe Bonifaas  

Forex trader : What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second.

Forex trader: What is a million dollars like to you?

God: Like one penny.

Forex trader: Can I have a penny?

God: Just a second …

Mawreen Lawson
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Mawreen Lawson  

- Can I borrow that book of yours "How To Become A Millionaire"?
- Sure, here you are.
- Thanks, but half the pages are missing. What's the matter?
- Isn't half a million enough for you?

John Seekers
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John Seekers  
Both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump have run national commercials during the World Series games, marking the only time Cubs and Indians fans were booing at the same time.