Traders joking, the beginning - page 705

[tim]

[John Seekers]

Yesterday, in a speech, President Obama said that when voting, young men should look deep inside themselves. So, as of an hour ago, the front-runner is Kate Upton.

[tim]

[Mawreen Lawson]

What’s another name for long-term investment?

A failed short-term investment.

[John Seekers]

The Food and Drug Administration is asking people what they use Nutella for, and 37 percent said dessert, 23 percent said as a spread, and 40 percent said they use it as a replacement for their girlfriend.

[tim]

[John Seekers]

Welcome back to standard time, and just what this ugly election cycle needed: an extra hour.

[tim]

[John Seekers]

The FDA is currently debating whether the chocolate hazelnut topping Nutella should be classified as a dessert or a spread. Which is ridiculous. Nutella isn’t a dessert or a spread, it’s a cry for help.

[tim]