Traders joking, the beginning - page 726

 
 
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I don’t know whether it’s burglar-proof, but a burglar can definitely trip on that thing. And so can the owner.

 
The Oscar nominations came out today and the movie “La La Land” got 14 nominations. However, that’s only because 3 to 5 million undocumented immigrants voted illegally.
 
 
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Maybe the baby was online-shopped. But why on earth, there is no tablet for the baby?
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger met Pope Francis at the Vatican today. When the Pope heard it was the guy that said, “I’ll be back,” he said, “Oh, I was expecting someone else. Sorry.”
 
 

That is exactly what it feels like.

 
A man and his 75-year-old mom survived being lifted out of their home during a tornado by sitting together in a bathtub. The man said the tornado didn’t traumatize him but being in a bathtub with his mother did.
 
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