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I don’t know whether it’s burglar-proof, but a burglar can definitely trip on that thing. And so can the owner.

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The Oscar nominations came out today and the movie “La La Land” got 14 nominations. However, that’s only because 3 to 5 million undocumented immigrants voted illegally.
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Maybe the baby was online-shopped. But why on earth, there is no tablet for the baby?
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Arnold Schwarzenegger met Pope Francis at the Vatican today. When the Pope heard it was the guy that said, “I’ll be back,” he said, “Oh, I was expecting someone else. Sorry.”
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That is exactly what it feels like.

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A man and his 75-year-old mom survived being lifted out of their home during a tornado by sitting together in a bathtub. The man said the tornado didn’t traumatize him but being in a bathtub with his mother did.
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