Traders joking, the beginning - page 698

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A Greek, an Irishman and a Portuguese go into a bar and order drinks. Who picks up the bill? A German.
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We're just four weeks away from Halloween: people pretending to be somebody else, going door-to-door for handouts, or as that's also called, running for president.

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Simon Cowell was hosting an episode of the "X Factor" in Britain this week, and a lot of people thought he might have had a wardrobe malfunction. But turns out, he was just sitting on his foot.

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I'd rather he places a full debit one there.
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With the election just a month away, it seems like everyone’s encouraging people to vote. In fact, I saw that last week, some politicians in Arizona took part in a voter registration event at a strip club. The politicians said the hardest part was pretending they had never met the strippers before.


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Paris Hilton just bought an $8,000 Chihuahua. How does Paris Hilton still have $8,000?

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I have. It's an interesting experience.