Traders joking, the beginning - page 691

[John Seekers]

Donald Trump said he wishes Hillary Clinton a speedy recovery from her pneumonia. He said, "Get well soon, you shrill, lying crook."

[tim]

[Mawreen Lawson]

"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." - Robert Orben

[John Seekers]

Chipotle is testing deliveries by drone. A spokesman for Chipotle said, "If our food is going to come flying out of you, it might as well fly into you."

[tim]

[speedytina]

YOU KNOW FOREX TRADING IS TAKING OVER YOUR LIFE WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR DOGS NAME LEGALLY CHANGED TO "FIBONACCI"

[John Seekers]

A new poll shows that Donald Trump is now leading in Nevada. Which actually makes sense, since 50 percent of Nevada voters are also failed casino owners.

[tim]

[Mawreen Lawson]

One can always do both - go to a bar, then start posting on FB while thoroughly sauced. :)

[John Seekers]

In newly leaked emails, former Secretary of State Colin Powell calls Hillary Clinton “greedy,” and Donald Trump “a disgrace,” and Dick Cheney an “idiot.” In response, Americans everywhere said, “Hey, three for three.”