Traders joking, the beginning - page 696

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This week, the FDA approved the first artificial pancreas. When they heard, all the “Real Housewives” said, “I don’t care what it does — if it’s fake I want it in me.”


 
 
In an interview yesterday, Libertarian nominee Gary Johnson was unable to name any world leaders when asked who his favorite head of state was. Wow. This might have cost him the election.


 
 
I have the exact same cookie box. And it's used for the exact same purpose. They're ubiquitous.
 
This week, a woman in Tennessee walked into her home and found two burglars having sex on her couch. When they tried to run away, she yelled, “At least steal the couch!”


 
 
Hahaha that is both a brilliant and terrible idea.
 
It’s rumored that Donald Trump’s tax returns were leaked by one of Trump’s ex-wives. In other words, it could be anybody.


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