Traders joking, the beginning - page 694

[tim]

[Mawreen Lawson]

Those are amazing houses.

[John Seekers]

There’s a rumor that one in 10 Europeans is conceived in an Ikea bed. So people putting together Ikea furniture are at least using one tool correctly.

[tim]

[John Seekers]

A letter written by George Washington in 1786 is going on sale for $35,000. The letter is to a friend and says, “Don’t tell anyone, but I was born in Kenya.”

[pavaka]

 "Obama brightens a room just by leaving it. I heard that he once asked a staffer at the UN why people there took an instant dislike to him & was told, "It saves time." People have been known to commit suicide by scaling the summit of Obama's ego, and then leaping all the way down to his I.Q."

[tim]

[John Seekers]

It was reported today that due to his role in the Bridge-gate scandal, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie could face impeachment. When he heard that, Christie said, "MMM, peach, mint."

[John Seekers]

A White House email account was hacked and a lot of their information was leaked yesterday. They're saying the information was stolen from the Gmail account of a low-level staffer. Then Joe Biden was like, "Technically, my title is vice president."

[John Seekers]

New data finds that more Americans are bringing their own lunch to work every day. As evidenced by the inside of your break room microwave that looks like a triple homicide just took place.