Traders joking, the beginning - page 695

[tim]

[Mawreen Lawson]

QUESTION: What do you get when you cross a librarian with a stock market analyst?

ANSWER: All the information you need, but you can't understand a word of it.

[John Seekers]

A new study says men who have more sex are more likely to pray. Especially if they forgot to use birth control.

[tim]

[John Seekers]

Madonna reportedly bought her son a Donald Trump piñata this weekend to celebrate his birthday. A Donald Trump piñata is just like a regular piñata, except there’s nothing inside.

[tim]

[Mawreen Lawson]

Hahaha, I've done that.

[John Seekers]

There are now about six more weeks left in the election. And we know that because this morning, Trump’s hair popped out and saw its shadow.

[tim]

[Mawreen Lawson]

If I saw something like this I'd stop wanting gas altogether and start taking the bus.