Bill Clinton jogged regularly near his home in Chappaqua, NY.
Each day his route took him past a hooker on the same street corner.He would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.
"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.This ritual between them continued each day.
He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"
One day, Hillary decided she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog!
As they neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary might wonder what he'd been doing on his past outings.
He realized, he should have a darn good explanation for the former Secretary of State.
Sure enough, there was the hooker!Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled...
"See what You get for Five Bucks!?"