Traders joking, the beginning - page 703

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John Seekers
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John Seekers  
It was announced that Shaquille O’Neal is now the owner of a Krispy Kreme Doughnuts franchise in downtown Atlanta. They serve all kinds of doughnuts, or as Shaq calls them, “frosted Cheerios.”


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Mawreen Lawson
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Mawreen Lawson  
I've seen the same, but with cats.
John Seekers
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John Seekers  
The ride share company Uber announced a promotion this week called Uber Health where people can use their app toward a free flu shot. So yeah, if you don’t mind a high-tech company known for tracking people’s movements injecting you with a random substance, this is for you.


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John Seekers  
Microsoft announced a free update to Windows today that allows users to take photos and edit them in 3D. Critics are calling it “the most exciting thing you’ll ever explain to your grandma.”


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William Snyder  

Bill Clinton jogged regularly near his home in Chappaqua, NY.

Each day his route took him past a hooker on the same street corner.
He would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.

"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.

"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.
This ritual between them continued each day.

He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"
And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"

One day, Hillary decided she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog!

As they neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary might wonder what he'd been doing on his past outings.

He realized, he should have a darn good explanation for the former Secretary of State.

Sure enough, there was the hooker!
Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled...

 "See what You get for Five Bucks!?"
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Lazar Radimir