Traders joking, the beginning - page 689

[tim]

[Mawreen Lawson]

I think they're probably legally obligated to put an expiration date.

[John Seekers]

Last night, Donald Trump said if he’s elected, he will employ a "deportation task force." It’s not really necessary, because if he’s elected most people will probably leave voluntarily.

[tim]

[Mawreen Lawson]

And yet not quite close enough, hahaha.

[John Seekers]

A photo of Obama greeting Putin is going viral, because people think they're giving each other the death stare. I feel like both guys were just thinking, "Oof, he's gotten old."

[tim]

[John Seekers]

The latest CNN poll has Donald Trump beating Hillary Clinton 45 percent to 43 percent. But the good news is, the staffer who informed Hillary is expected to make a full recovery.

[tim]

[Mawreen Lawson]

That sweet, happy soul. I love stories like this.