Traders joking, the beginning - page 685

 
Trading online is just great. I find it really speeds things up.
I now get my margin calls 5x faster than before
 
Last week, Twitter introduced a "quality filter" that gets rid of tweets that contain spam, mean, or unwanted content. An hour later, Twitter filed for bankruptcy.


 
 
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Yes. Many times, fortunately or unfortunately.
 
Today, Lochte lost all four of his sponsors, including Speedo. And that's got to hurt, because they've been his biggest supporter — well, not biggest, but crucial.


 
 
hello all I would like to joke but I'm new to the forum
 
Apparently Ryan Lochte lost all four of his endorsement deals yesterday following his Rio robbery scandal. In fact he’s so desperate for money, he’s actually considering robbing a gas station.


 
 
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