Traders joking, the beginning - page 686

[Afro-head]

This thread is consisting of many cool jokes, I would like to read such jokes, keep posting.

[John Seekers]

On Saturday, Hillary Clinton will receive her first official intelligence briefing as a candidate. Officials plan to tell Hillary about threats to U.S. cybersecurity such as Russia, China, and her.

[tim]

[Mawreen Lawson]

Q: How do you find a small-cap fund manager?
A: Find a large-cap fund manager and wait.

[tim]

[John Seekers]

It's not official yet, it is just a rumor that Ryan Lochte is joining "Dancing with the Stars" — but you know it's true because it didn't come from Ryan Lochte.

[John Seekers]

Hillary Clinton had a phone interview with CNN's Anderson Cooper last night — and she HAD to do it by phone, because nobody could possibly lie to that face.

[John Seekers]

The Trump biography also reveals that he doesn’t have a computer at his desk in Trump Tower. Instead, every five minutes he just shouts at his secretary, “Barbara! Google me!”

[GrossoB]

all that funny

[tim]