Traders joking, the beginning - page 686

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Afro-head  
This thread is consisting of many cool jokes, I would like to read such jokes, keep posting.
John Seekers
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On Saturday, Hillary Clinton will receive her first official intelligence briefing as a candidate. Officials plan to tell Hillary about threats to U.S. cybersecurity such as Russia, China, and her.


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Mawreen Lawson
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Mawreen Lawson  
Q: How do you find a small-cap fund manager?
A: Find a large-cap fund manager and wait.
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John Seekers
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John Seekers  
It's not official yet, it is just a rumor that Ryan Lochte is joining "Dancing with the Stars" — but you know it's true because it didn't come from Ryan Lochte.


John Seekers
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John Seekers  
Hillary Clinton had a phone interview with CNN's Anderson Cooper last night — and she HAD to do it by phone, because nobody could possibly lie to that face.


John Seekers
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The Trump biography also reveals that he doesn’t have a computer at his desk in Trump Tower. Instead, every five minutes he just shouts at his secretary, “Barbara! Google me!”


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GrossoB  
all that funny
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