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Bernie Sanders is polling at 44 percent among Democrats in New Hampshire and has passed Hillary Clinton as the Democratic front-runner. And in another new poll, zero percent of Hillary's staffers wanted to be the one to bring her that news.

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Bernie Sanders is now leading Hillary Clinton in New Hampshire. He's seven points ahead. So forget those emails from when she was secretary of state. I want to see the emails Hillary sent out this morning.

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Donald Trump gave a speech yesterday where he accused Jeb Bush and Hillary Clinton of being under the control of lobbyists, special interests, and deep-pocketed donors. Trump says we should vote for him because he’s not under control at all.

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The CEO of the dating app Tinder is leaving after just five months with the company. Though five months is still Tinder’s longest relationship.

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Writer Jonah Winter is writing a children’s book picture book about Hillary Clinton's life. They say it's the perfect gift for the nephew you hate. “Happy Birthday! Here's a picture book about a woman in her 60s.”