Traders joking, the beginning - page 563

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What do you call an englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel sir!!

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It was reported this week that scientists are looking to reduce greenhouse gasses by limiting flatulence from cows. The way it works is, they’re gonna send all the cows on a bunch of first dates.

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I bet earth makes fun of the other planets for having no life

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Atheism is a non-prophet organization

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According to a new survey, about half of the world thinks kissing is gross. That half is known as "married people."

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One of the candidates at the early GOP debate, George Pataki, said his routine before every debate is to drink a diet lemon Snapple iced tea and pray. Which is also the advice Chris Christie gets from his doctor.