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The CEO of the dating app Tinder is leaving after just five months with the company. Though five months is still Tinder’s longest relationship.

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Despite all of his sexist comments, 20 percent of Republican women still support Donald Trump. When asked why, the women said, "Because he's paying us alimony."

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According to a new report, the word that Donald Trump said most often in last week’s debate was “I'm.” The word he says the least: “Sorry.”

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There are reports that Justin Bieber's next album will be released in November. As usual, Justin is expected to collaborate with a number of other artists including Skrillex, Diplo, A$AP Rocky, Flipcoin, 2 Chainz, Lowdown, and Rihanna. And yes, I just made up at least two of those names.

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Rand Paul recently told reporters that his campaign is going to focus on taking down Donald Trump. Then Trump said, “I've tried it myself. It doesn't work.”

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