Traders joking, the beginning - page 571

[seekers]

Even though Trump is on top, 54 percent of voters, don't believe he's trustworthy or honest. If Donald Trump is dishonest, what's he going to say when he starts being honest?

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[seekers]

They did a nationwide survey that found that when voters think of Donald Trump, the most common word that comes to mind is "Arrogant." When the same voters think of Hillary Clinton, the most common word they use is "Liar." When they think of Jeb Bush, the first word that comes to mind is "Bush." Voters don't even care enough about Jeb Bush to come up with a word to describe him.

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[whisperer]

How Trump Continues To Lead In The Polls

Recent polls indicate that, despite public outcry against his incendiary comments on women and minorities, Donald Trump is still the leading Republican candidate.

Here are some reasons Trump stays so popular with his supporters:

• Highly relatable lack of qualifications for holding government office
• Americans’ appreciation for classic underdog story of man who started with only several hundred million dollars and went on to make several billion dollars
• Only candidate to publicly state willingness to make America great again
• Exploits other Republican candidates’ weaknesses by allowing them to open their mouths and speak on issues
• Very, very handsome
• Voters eager to see presidential library with three infinity pools and rooftop driving range
• Bolstered by impassioned endorsement from Donald Trump
• Eccentric, megalomaniac billionaire still more relatable to average American than anyone willing to dedicate life to politics
• Appeals to widespread desire to see nation implode sooner rather than later

[seekers]

Right now members of the Republican National Committee are essentially the scientists in a movie realizing their creation has escaped from the lab.

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[seekers]

A spokesman for the White House yesterday said Vice President Joe Biden has received president Obama's blessing to run for president. Not that he necessarily needs it, but Biden hasn't made a decision yet, but he plans to as soon as Amazon delivers the magic eight ball he ordered.

[William Snyder]

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[seekers]

A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”