Traders joking, the beginning - page 653

 
May is finally here! Yep, it’s that special time of the year when the Earth puts the weather on "Random Shuffle."

 
Yesterday, Heidi Cruz was asked about rumors that her husband is the Zodiac Killer, and she said, “I’ve been married to him for 15 years, and I know pretty well who he is.” That story again: Heidi Cruz didn’t actually deny that her husband was the Zodiac Killer.

 
Plans are underway to build an erotic theme park in Brazil called “ErotikaLand.” In fact, Brazilian workers are already busy waxing the rainforest.

 
mladen:
Try as I might, I don't get the joke. Camel?
 
dianajs:
Try as I might, I don't get the joke. Camel?
That was more a joke on my account that anything else :)
 
Not another suicide?! :) http://www.infowars.com/the-suspicious-suicide-of-a-political-blogger/
 
I saw that former presidents George W. Bush and George H.W. Bush announced that they will not endorse anyone in the 2016 presidential race. Even crazier, they said that before Jeb dropped out.

 
Laugh all you want... https://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2016/05/06/executive-order-facilitation-presidential-transition
 
In honor of Cinco de Mayo, Donald Trump tweeted a picture of himself eating a taco bowl. Then, Trump tried to get Mexico to pay for it.

 
President Obama and the first lady were seen dancing with R2D2 and Storm Troopers yesterday in honor of Star Wars day. But C-3PO wasn't there — that's just how the president dances.