Interesting and Humour - page 763

 
 
 
 
- Comrade Major, your orders have been carried out!
- ...And I didn't give any orders.
- And I didn't do anything!
 
 
The peculiarity of Russian freedom of speech is that a person can say whatever he wants, but if he starts justifying his point of view, he's screwed.
 
 
 
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