Interesting and Humour - page 2703

[Vladimir Karputov]

This is the kind of machine that can break up a concrete runway.

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Programmer, it's your Coca-Cola

[Vitalie Postolache]

- Come to think of it, Sanya, my grandfather was Greek.
- I don't get it, you're not gonna give me a grand in green?

[Valeriy Krynin]

At the talent show "Voice. Children" in Germany, Solomiya Lukyanets, the niece of the opera diva and soloist of the National Opera of Ukraine, presented to the jury a great song in two languages - Italian and English - "Con te partirò"/"Time To Say Goodbye" by Andrea Bocelli and Sarah Brightman.

https://youtu.be/ZT-rdjv8wgQ

[Pavel Gotkevitch]

A platinum asteroid worth $5.4 trillion is approaching Earth.

http://gazetadaily.ru/07/18/mimo-zemli-proletaet-platinovyiy-asteroid-stoimostyu-5-4-trln-dollarov/



All for the sawing down!

[Andrey Dik]

Pavel Gotkevitch:
A platinum asteroid worth $5.4 trillion is approaching Earth.

http://gazetadaily.ru/07/18/mimo-zemli-proletaet-platinovyiy-asteroid-stoimostyu-5-4-trln-dollarov/

That's pretty good... but it's not much - only 500 quid per planet's inhabitant...

[Pavel Gotkevitch]

Andrey Dik:
That's fine... but it's not much - only 500 quid per person on the planet...

Why share it with everyone?

When an asteroid flies over Russia, declare the asteroid to be the property of Russia, provide a soft landing and saw it off.

Each citizen will get 38,000 quid.

[Server Muradasilov]

Pavel Gotkevitch:
Why share it with everyone?

When the asteroid passes over Russia, declare the asteroid property of the Russian Federation, provide a soft landing and saw it off.

Each citizen will get 38,000 quid.

If there is less for each, the price will fall ))))

[Pavel Gotkevitch]

Server Muradasilov:
If there is less per person, the price will drop ))))

Well, it will fall a little, no problem.

But don't let the state officials get involved in the sawing up, or they will:

[Alexandr Murzin]

Server Muradasilov:
There will be less per person and the price will drop ))))

If it falls on my house, do I have to share it with anyone?