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A kind and strong girl pelted a duck to death with bread.
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A symphony orchestra walks down a dark street in a provincial town, gently stepping over the shit lying around. First comes the trombone...
Okey-dokey, okey-dokey.
Where were you? At Grandma's.
What did you eat? Porridge?
what did you drink? hmm.
He can't do shit, he can't even play cuddle.
However, how the hunt has changed . It's a pity about the dog ((.
FobosGrunt has finally made contact
20 years have passed since his death
How education in Ukraine has progressed! Today in a bakery I ask in plain English:
- Sandwiches ye?
And in plain French I get the answer:
- No more!
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Are you a professor at a famous university?
Do your homework with a 2nd grader using modern textbooks and feel like an idiot.
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A man is admitted to the hospital. The nurse brings lunch - a slice of bread, a quarter of a tomato, half an egg, a spoonful of porridge. The man looks angrily at this lunch, then calls the nurse. She:
- What do you want?
- Do you have a postage stamp?
- What do you need a stamp for?
- He is used to read something in the afternoon.
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The doctor says indignantly to the patient:
- You look pretty bad! I told you quite clearly only ten cigarettes a day!
- I remember well, Doctor, but you have to admit, for a man who has never smoked in his life, that's not so few after all!
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It turns out that "Kamasutra" originally was a manual for Greco-Roman wrestling, and then someone made up something, and then it just started...