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Two New York men have been charged with insider trading after authorities caught them exchanging secret messages on cocktail napkins and eating them to hide the evidence. The men came up with the plan after they both got sick from eating their Blackberries.

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This morning police released detailed descriptions of the video that reportedly shows Toronto Mayor Rob Ford smoking crack. If they don't elect him mayor again, I want him to move out here. He could do a reality show — "Here Comes Mayor Boo-Boo."

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Singer John Mayer is suing Charlie Sheen’s best friend after the man sold him $5 million worth of fake Rolexes. If you can’t trust someone who introduces himself as “Charlie Sheen’s Best Friend” then who can you trust?

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Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus said today that the 2014 midterms will be a victory for Republicans thanks to Obamacare. Coincidentally, 'Reince Priebus' sounds like something that might be covered under Obamacare.

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A new iPhone app lets people in large cities reserve parking spots in advance. The way it works is you reserve the parking spot, and then other drivers don’t care.

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A lot of time is wasted on office pools for the college basketball tournament. A global company said 50 million Americans participate in March Madness and companies stand to lose $1.2 billion every hour because of it. If that's true, we need to get rid of it. President Obama shouldn't be filling out brackets.

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Ukraine

Forex: Ukraine Hryvnia sold out

The economy - STT

16:33 updated 16:34

Jaa

Currency exchange Forex does not currently sell the Ukrainian hryvnia, as the currency is sold at the end of all of Finland's offices.

The company reports that the hryvnia is set purchase restrictions, as the situation in Ukraine is so unstable.

Hryvnia Forexilta purchased by customers are, however, a receipt exchanged are left over from the money back. If any of the hryvnia obtained, it is marketed by Forex forward.

Forexilta told that customers are asking questions about the hryvnia to some extent.