Traders joking, the beginning - page 28

tmaneval
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tmaneval  

Currency Exchange

I had a bunch of Canadian dollars laying around, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank to change them out. It was a short line, just one lady in front of me; an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was getting a little irritated.

She asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty. Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations".

The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people, too!"

Erman Ardianto
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Erman Ardianto  

LOL!!!

This thread become so funny!

limestreamx
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limestreamx  
robertmc:
It trades best early in the morning. Here's a screenshot of the chart with indicators. This EA makes a lot of entries and exits really quickly and then just kind of takes a breather. In about an hour, it's ready to go long again.

can u please post the EA and the template here? this is what ive been looking for. the perfect EA...

limestreamx
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limestreamx  

this is my screenshot for the last NFP news... Non Freakout Payroll... i hope u can make an EA for this...

Files:
prasxz
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prasxz  

hi

limestreamx:
this is my screenshot for the last NFP news... Non Freakout Payroll... i hope u can make an EA for this...

i think it's just buy with SL 50 pips and TP 50 pips....and see which one was executed

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Forex Indicators Collection

limestreamx
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limestreamx  
prasxz:
i think it's just buy with SL 50 pips and TP 50 pips....and see which one was executed

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Forex Indicators Collection

i dont have time to monitor my trade... so i would like an EA for this. hope u can help... i really need this EA

tmaneval
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tmaneval  

An ea that can't lose

I'm developing an ea to trade exclusively on Saturdays.

It's guaranteed not to lose money.

It works even better with a broker that pays interest on your balance.

robertmc
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robertmc  

Another brilliant move!

Saturday is my best trading day... just look at teh chart- up another $55,000.

robertmc
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robertmc  

Sorry

limestreamx:
can u please post the EA and the template here? this is what ive been looking for. the perfect EA...

Sorry but Gov. Spitzer ruined the chances of this EA being released to the public. Besides it costs $8,000 and a train ticket to New Jersey.

limestreamx
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limestreamx  
robertmc:
Saturday is my best trading day... just look at teh chart- up another $55,000.

i can see the "channel" upward...