Interesting and Humour - page 1685

 
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All men, like investment instruments, have three crucial characteristics:
* reliability;
* profitability;
* liquidity.

Reliable men tend to have low returns.
Men with high returns are unreliable.
Unreliable men with low returns are not liquid.
Such assets are very difficult to get rid of.

Reliable and profitable men have very high liquidity.
The problem is that they are hard to find and even harder to keep in your investment portfolio.
The high demand for reliable and high-yielding men leads (sometimes suddenly), to them losing either their reliability or their yield.
As they say - the paper has gone bad.

Diversify the risks of your investment portfolio.
To avoid big life drains on reasonable returns, it is recommended that about 70% of the time you invest in reliable low-yielding men,
25% in a few high-yielding but unreliable ones, and no more than 5% in reliable and high-yielding ones.

 
-Infinity:

All men, like investment instruments, have three crucial characteristics:
* reliability;
* profitability;
* liquidity.

Reliable men tend to have low returns.
Men with high returns are unreliable.
Unreliable men with low returns are not liquid.
Such assets are very difficult to get rid of.

Reliable and profitable men have very high liquidity.
The problem is that they are hard to find and even harder to keep in your investment portfolio.
The high demand for reliable and high-yielding men leads (sometimes suddenly), to them losing either their reliability or their yield.
As they say - the paper has gone bad.

Diversify the risks of your investment portfolio.
To avoid big life drains on reasonable returns, it is recommended that about 70% of the time you invest in reliable low-yielding men,
25% in a few high-yielding but unreliable ones, and no more than 5% in reliable and high-yielding ones.

This information, not for blondes).
 
peripatetikos:
This information, is not for blondes.)
You underestimate them, I assure you))
 
-Infinity:
You underestimate them, I assure you))

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Two already, blonde divorcees... Waiting for the finale.
 
artmedia70:
Two already, blonde divorcees... Waiting for the finale.
no, i've never been divorced by blondes. they avoid me on an intuitive level... which, by the way, is a sign of their complete sanity... :)
 
MetaDriver:
no, i've never been tricked by blondes. they avoid me on an intuitive level... which is a sign that they're completely sane... :)

....Let yourself be weak for once...

It's worth it...

Make them feel good....

...and then laugh.

 
-Infinity:

....Let yourself be weak for once...

It's worth it...

Make them feel good....

...and then laugh.

It doesn't work. I'm telling you, they avoid... // I'm not saying I like it. :) :)
 
MetaDriver:
it's not working. i'm telling you, avoiding... // i'm not saying i like it :) :)

So you probably start lecturing them about high-frequency trading right away)))))...Blondies)))

Maybe start with neutral levels? And you'll be lucky ))) I guess.

glad you got unbanished.

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