Traders joking, the beginning - page 82

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Tortugas traders new mascot - clothed of course!!

Caption translated: NEVER leave your turtle alone with your Grandmother!!!

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padova pava gave us A GOOD ONE

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Coding lesson 0.1:

"//" (a comment in code (mql too))

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New rules

New Secret service rules : BBC News - Secret Service Colombia scandal prompts new rules

Among other things :

Agents travelling overseas will be banned from drinking on duty, visiting "disreputable establishments" and bringing foreigners into hotel rooms.

So, till now they weren't ("banned from") ? :):)

Sergey Golubev
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Agents travelling overseas ...

No one will want to be an Agent in this case.

Sergey Golubev
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Border control.

- who are you?

- I am Agent.

- what are you doing?

- I am travelling overseas.

- please sign classified paper that you can not drink ...

- who are you?

- I am not an Agent.

- what are you doing?

- I am travelling overseas.

- please sign classified paper that you can drink ...

just a point of signature to some classified paper which no one will see after.

Sergey Golubev
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Overseas.

The bar.

- one beer please.

- who are you?

- I am an Agent.

- do you have fully classified paper that you can not?

- yes, Sir.

- take you beer.

- one beer please.

- who are you?

- I am not an Agent.

- do you have fully classified paper that you can?

- no sorry.

- no beer: only the persons with fully classified paper are surved in the bar.

cockeyedcowboy
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BBC News - Secret Service Colombia scandal prompts new rules

Agents travelling overseas will be banned from drinking on duty, visiting "disreputable establishments" and bringing foreigners into hotel rooms.

Yes I can see it now.

A Colombia drug lord being approched by a new client to buy 10 kelos.

DurgLord...

"So you want to buy 10 Kelos from me.. well lets go to my friends place and have a beer with her. We' ll meet her at 'Paper Dolls' its a low end Gentlemens Club. She'll go to your hotel room make the deal there after."

Client...

"O no I cant do that any more."

DrugLord...

"What do you mean you cant." BANG! BANG! "Dam Secret Service men when will they learn"

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