Traders joking, the beginning - page 721

 
The biggest dog in the world lives in the U.K. and on its hind legs stands at 7 feet, 6 inches tall. When asked if he likes being taken for a walk, his owner said, “I love it.”
 
 
 
 
I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure you can't stop a nuclear missile by tweeting at it.
 
 
Typically, you've got a bunch of stars there at the inauguration to perform for the new president. Reagan had Frank Sinatra, Clinton had Fleetwood Mac, George W. Bush had Ricky Martin, Obama had Beyonce. So, obviously, for Trump, everybody who's anybody is going to be there, except for anybody. Because he's having a wee bit of trouble getting famous acts to perform.
 
 

I can’t even laugh at the meme about winter, it’s so true.

 
The movie “La La Land” won a record seven Golden Globes last night. The movie tells the story of a struggling jazz musician named Sebastian, who against all odds, is white.
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