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Mawreen Lawson
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Mawreen Lawson  

My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”

Mawreen Lawson
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Mawreen Lawson  

We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we got a dog. It’s cheaper, and you get more feet.

Mawreen Lawson
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Mawreen Lawson  

We’re never satisfied when it comes to food. “You know what’d be good on this burger? A ham sandwich.”

Mawreen Lawson
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Mawreen Lawson  

I bought one of those tapes to teach you Spanish in your sleep. During the night, the tape skipped. Now I can only stutter in Spanish.

Mawreen Lawson
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Mawreen Lawson  

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and—I can’t remember what the third thing is.

Mawreen Lawson
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Mawreen Lawson  

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

Mawreen Lawson
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Mawreen Lawson  

I’m reading a great book about antigravity—I just can’t put it down.

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