Traders joking, the beginning - page 724

[FXnewB]

“Q: What’s the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?

A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.”

[FXnewB]

“Record unemployment levels have been announced today as the Credit Crunch tightens its grip.

Worst hit sectors are the construction trade and Icelandic bank robbers.”

[Mawreen Lawson]

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. – Isaac Asimov

[John Seekers]

Today was first lady Michelle Obama’s birthday. And for the eighth year in a row, an overexcited Joe Biden blew out her candles.

[tim]

[François*Thierry]

:)

[John Seekers]

Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey circus have announced they’re shutting down in May after 146 years. I get why their business is failing. It’s hard for Ringling Bros. to claim to be “the greatest show on Earth” when we all know the greatest show on Earth is “The Bachelor.”

[Mawreen Lawson]

tim079_:

I am way past three years old but I still apply the same logic to cake eating.

[John Seekers]

A Southern California man has created a dating site exclusively for Trump supporters. It’s a great way for angry white men to meet other angry white men.

[tim]