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[seekers]

Chelsea Clinton has announced that she is pregnant with her first child. The baby is expected to crawl after nine months and run in 2055.

[seekers]

Apple will recycle its used products for free. That's not to be confused with what Apple normally does — when it recycles its old ideas for $600.

[tim079]

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[Peeter Woolf]

Hi, check this out!

[seekers]

The Christian Science Monitor is claiming “Hillary Clinton will be a tad less interested in running for president now that she’s about to be a grandmother.” And if you put a grain of sand in your pocket there’s a tad less sand on the beach.

[Peeter Woolf]

Moving Average - a curly line that has nothing to do with the price movement if you have an open position.

Pain - exiting at loss, reversing your position on a stock and then watching it go the way you knew it would in the first place.

Position Trading - day trading that went the wrong way right after you took a position.

Scalping - losing only an eighth in one go.

Spread – (if a deal is profitable) sharing your wealth; (if a deal is unprofitable) a malicious market maker who rips you off.

Trend Line - an imaginary line on the price chart that only changes when the market is closed or when you are not looking.

Friday – a weekly opportunity to give back everything you gained that week.

[seekers]

A Kansas man on trial for first-degree murder wants to remove a tattoo across his neck reading “murder” because he’s worried it might prejudice the jury. Though he might be able to create reasonable doubt by just adding a question mark.

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[pavaka]

Kerry speaking...

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04/24/2014 06:35 PM

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Kerry: Russian special ops playing active role in destabilizing east Ukraine with personnel, weapons, money, operational planning

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Sounds exactly what they did with the Muslim Brotherhood here. And they were doing that in Ukraine too.

Sorry, not buying it. They always accuse the other side of doing what they're doing. Booooring"

[pavaka]

This! will show Russians who is da Boss! @20committee: WAR! / RT @billmurphy: BREAKING: @statedeptspox has unfollowed @mfa_russia #itjustgotreal