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German Chancellor Angela Merkel will travel to the U.S. next month to talk with President Obama about the situation in Ukraine. And to try to get Clooney to change his mind.

[Peeter Woolf]

Forex trader: What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second.

Forex trader: What is a million dollars like to you?

God: Like one penny.

Forex trader: Can I have a penny?

God: Just a second …

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Jamaica is reportedly close to passing a measure that would legalize marijuana. Yeah, in Jamaica. Political analysts are calling it a bold move that could change nothing.

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why in the World?... "@RT_russian 3m

Head of the Defense Intelligence Agency U.S. resigns"

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A new iPhone app lets people in large cities reserve parking spots in advance. The way it works is you reserve the parking spot, and then other drivers don’t care.

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Pope Francis today tweeted to his 4 million Twitter followers, "Inequality is the root of social evil." So it looks like he's giving away his season tickets to the Clippers.