Traders joking, the beginning - page 363

[pavaka]

I am not quite sure there will be such position opeining in 2016

mladen:
A statement from Hillary Clinton : Privacy become a "personal belief" and not constitutional right any more in the mind of future presidential candidate and eventually a president of the USA. Am I having a twisted mind or is it someone else

[seekers]

Police in Canada were called after a bear got its head stuck in a jar and then walked down the street. Animal control immediately removed the jar and said, “Oh, sorry we didn't recognize you, Mayor Ford.”

[seekers]

The Yankees played last night and their pitcher had pine tar on his neck. You can't have a foreign substance on your neck. Why can't the guy be like everybody else and just forget the pine tar and use the steroids?

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[seekers]

A strange new product is coming to your liver this fall — Palcohol, which is powdered alcohol. It's like Crystal Light that will get you drunk.

[seekers]

Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel announced plans to build the Barack Obama College Preparatory High School, which will open in 2017. The Obama school is expected to be very popular . . . at first.

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