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The average American works six months a year for the government. Think about that. Government employees don't even work six months a year for the government.

 

There's a growing trend of older Americans who are using marijuana in their retirement. That makes sense because old people are always talking about their joints.

 

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Senate Republicans were joined by seventeen Senate Democrats Monday in a budget amendment that endorsed the Keystone oil pipeline. It's an old math formula. The closer you are to your next election the less in favor you are of four-dollar-a-gallon gasoline.

 

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Are you all ready for Easter? At my house every year I hide chocolate eggs for my children and later in the day they hide my heart medication.

 

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Easter is on Sunday. Americans buy an estimated $120 million pounds of candy for Easter every year. I hope Jesus comes back as a dentist.