Traders joking, the beginning - page 360

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A Southwest Airlines pilot who famously landed at the wrong airport has retired. He tried to retire to Florida but ended up in Alabama.

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Billionaire Sheldon Adelson had a little party in Vegas this weekend to audition Republican presidential candidates, and they all came to kiss his ass: Jeb Bush, Scott Walker, John Kasich. Chris Christie came, and while he was in Vegas he went over to the New York, New York hotel and shut down traffic on the miniature Brooklyn Bridge.

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if this is true in about 24 hours Ukraine will shrink in size considerably: Вести.Ru: Киев лишает Крым воды

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A new report claims that posing with a dog in your online dating profile makes you more desirable — and posing with a cat means you're going to die alone.

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Bankers never die...They just lose interest.

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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is running for re-election, and he's got a catchy campaign slogan: "Forget my first term. I was on crack."

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