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Very interesting. These are still moving for me.

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President Obama was paying tribute to Aretha Franklin when he messed up the spelling of her iconic song "Respect." President Obama blamed his speech coach, John Travolta.

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Ukrainian Presidential Polls:

Poroshenko 19.8%

Klitschko 12.1%

Tymoshenko 8.4%

Tigipko 8%

Renko 51.7%

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Nice website:...looking good Partners - Open Ukraine: Arseniy Yatsenyuk foundation

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The mayor of Toronto, crack-smoking Rob Ford sent out a tweet about Daylight Saving Time reminding people to turn their clocks back. In fact, you're supposed to turn your clocks forward. And then he tweeted back and he said, "Well, who cares what I'm talking about. I'm on crack!"

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A barber shop in Colorado is refusing to serve anybody who smells like marijuana. Today they went out of business.

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[pavaka]

Why Crimea? - beKosovo.