Traders joking, the beginning - page 166

 

It's tax season. Has anybody been to their accountant? I used to go in with a short form and be out of there in 10 minutes. Well, now I went to the guy and the first thing he says to me when I walk into the office is, "Are you sure you weren't tailed?"

 

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We are 24 hours away from massive across-the-board budget cuts. If the cuts go into effect, major airports could face delays up to 90 minutes — or as JetBlue calls it, an on-time departure.

 

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Joke of the day : HSBC CEO makes $11 million in scandal-hit year

HSBC paid CEO Stuart Gulliver $11.1 million last year, despite missing cost and profit targets and a record money laundering fine.

The global banking giant paid $1.9 billion last December to settle money laundering allegations with U.S. authorities. It also set aside $1.4 billion to compensate U.K. customers for the improper sale of payment protection insurance and complex interest rate hedging products.

 

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