Traders joking, the beginning - page 336

 

who is your Daddy?! Google Translate

 

"Every action has an equal an opposite reaction. If the USA go thru with their plans, what is to stop Putin from nationalising all private US companies assets in Russia? He might even tell Obama to use Sandra Bullock to get US astronauts back down to Earth from the ISS"

 

Russian kindness has no borders...especially with Ukraine

 
On Thursday, the captain of the crashed cruise ship Costa Concordia went back to the wreck for the first time since the accident. Said the captain, “It looks so different sober."
 

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The police are taking me downtown for an interview and I didn't even apply for the job.

 
 
Travolta accidentally called Idina Menzel “Adele Dazeem.” And I guess that wasn’t the only flub. Leonardo DiCaprio says Jennifer Lawrence flubbed his name when she presented the best actor award and pronounced it “Matthew McConaughey.”