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According to a new survey, Lord Voldemort from “Harry Potter” actually has a higher favorability rating than most GOP presidential candidates. Or in other words, “He who must not be named” is more popular than “He whose name I forgot” and “What’s her face.”
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Presidential hopeful Rand Paul warned the media today that if anyone is mean to his wife during the campaign, they'll have to answer to him. And Hillary Clinton said that if anyone is mean to Bill, that’s totally fine.
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really made my day very funny jokes indeed.

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A woman was telling her friend, “It is I who made my husband a millionaire.”

“And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend.

The woman replied, “A billionaire.”

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A guy walks into a bank wearing sleepers and speaks to one of the bankers and tells her that,

Guy:yo ***** I wanna open a new bank account!

The girl replies back with a shocked face:Excuse me sir!?

Guy:yo *****,can't you hear me? I want to open a new bank account.

The girl:I'm gonna call my manager to let him talk to you.

The guy:okay!

The girl told the manager what the guy told her and he will take care of this situation and he walks to the guy

Manager:how can I help you sir?

The guy: I want open a new a new bank account and deposit a $10,000,000

Manager:and what did that ***** tell you?

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