Interesting and humorous - page 179

 
olyakish:

That's a lot of nonsense to draw before this iron.

 

A woman's complaint.

Married early - Fool...
You don't get married, you're a fool...
Can't find a decent man - Stupid ugly...
Early childbirth, you're a slut...
You don't give birth, you're sick...
Give birth to one - small...
You give birth to many - Where did you get it? ...
You work, you work hard...
You don't work, you're lazy...
If you don't want anything, you're an idiot...
You want a car, a flat and a holiday by the sea...
If you study, you're an idiot...
If you don't study, you're a BLEEP!!!

Our people cannot live in silence!!!

It comes to mind from A Dog in the Hay:

♪ Look at the maidens from the right vantage point ♪
♪ Pour it from the honey barrel ♪
But add tar to the honey.
I'll ask you to understand my method:

If you're too fond of women,
"If you're too fond of a woman, look for the flaws in her charms.
# It'll make everything so much easier
A girl who's slender, we'll say: Powers!

A clever girl, we'll call ugly,
♪ A kind girl, we'll call a crazy girl ♪
"Softly, she's a sticky one.
"A stern one is a mean one.

¶ call a flirtatious one a whore ¶
¶ say cheerful, she's a fly ¶
¶ chubby, she'll soon burst with fat ¶
♪ And the generous one's a spender ♪

And the thrifty one? - We'll baptise her as a miser!
If she's small? - As tall as a fig!
If she's tall? - Then she's a big boy!
In a day, you'll see,
In a day, you'll see,
In a day, you'll see,

Love is cold!

 
khorosh:

Speaking of women...

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moskitman:

Speaking of women...

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It's beautiful! ))
 
Russian hockey team knocked out of home Olympics
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solar:
Russian hockey team knocked out of home Olympics
Epic, but predictable.
 
solar:
Russian hockey team knocked out of home Olympics
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A madam was shown crying. Like it's a pity they lost... Ya, ya, ya... I immediately wondered how much she left with the bookie...
 
artmedia70:
The madam was shown crying. Like, sorry they lost... Ya, ya, ya, ya... I immediately wondered how much she had left with the bookie...


Shame on you... You are not a patriot ... :-)))
 

Yes patriotism is the most profitable source of income for bookmakers.

I read somewhere that English bookmakers alone make £50m on national team losses.

 
When MT4 updates itself, I feel like my pants have been taken off and rifled through )(.....
Reason: