Interesting and humorous - page 178

 
tara:
But my internet connection has gone down the drain and I am now using the Wi-Fi of a kind girl, Lena, who lives somewhere nearby; God bless her.

The neighbours must have over-extended their savings, the eddy currents of dark energy are preventing the internet from circulating properly through the cables, it just can't find your computer
 
khorosh:
Who knows the physics of such a power saving device ?

I've seen a circuit diagram of such a device, one of the capacitors is 100 farads :)
 
tara:

Watt=Volt*Ampere in a DC circuit (the load is always only active).

Watt=Volt*Ampere*cos(Shift) in an AC circuit (reactive load present).

The reactive load is generated by capacitors and inductive elements (chokes, motors, transformers... ).

The latter are the majority, which is why you are offered a miracle device on capacitors to compensate for the excess of inductive consumers.

Doesn't the meter only count the active component of the total power?
 
tara:
But my internet connection has gone down the drain and I am now using the Wi-Fi of a kind girl, Lena, who lives somewhere nearby; God bless her.
How did you get the password?
 
khorosh:
How did you know the password?

tara:
But my internet is out of whack and I'm using the Wi-Fi of a kind girl, Lena, who lives somewhere nearby; God bless her.

There was no password there for sure.

There's the humour:

-I don't just have unlimited Internet, I have free Internet.
-How's that?
It's my dad... When the Internet connection was made, he made an agreement with the upstairs neighbours that they would connect it together and they would pay by the even numbered months and we by the odd months.
-So?
-So he agreed with the downstairs neighbours that they pay by the odd-numbered months and we pay by the even-numbered!


 

I can't vouch for the authenticity

Belosalik (380rub) and Akriderm SK (40rub)
Bepanten (250rub) and Dexpanthenol (100rub)
Betaserk (600rub) and Betahistine (250rub)
Bystromgel (180rub) and Ketoprofen (60rub)
Voltaren (300rub) and Diclofenac (40rub)
Gastrozol (120rub) and Omeprazol (50rub)
Detralex (580rub) and Venarus (300rub)
Diflucan (400rub) and Fluconazole (30rub)
Podnos (100rub) and Rinostop (30rub)
Zantac (280rub) and Ranitidine (30rub)
Zyrtec (220rub) and Cetirinax (80rub)
Zovirax (240rub) and Acyclovir (40rub)
Immunal (200rub) and Echinacea extract (50rub)
Imodium (300rub) and Loperamide (20rub)
Iodomarin (220rub) and Potassium iodide (100rub)
Cavinton (580rub) and Vinpocetine (200rub)
Claritin (180rub) and Loragexal (60rub)
Clacid (600rub) and Clarithromycin (180rub)
Lazolvan (320rub) and Ambroxol (20rub)
Lamisil (400rub) and Terbinafine (100rub)
Lyton-1000 (350rub) and HeparinAcrygel 1000 (120rub)
Lomilan (150rub) and Loragexal (50rub)
Maxidex (120rub) and Dexamethasone (40rub)
Mezim (300rub) and Pancreatin (30rub)
Midriacil (360rub) and Tropicamide (120rub)
Miramistin (200rub) and Chlorhexidine (10rub)
Movalis (410rub) and Meloxicam (80rub)
Neuromultivit (250rub) and Pentovit (50rub)
No-sppa (150rub) and Drotaverine hydrochloride (30rub)
Normodipine (620rub) and Amlodipine (40rub)
Nurofen (120rub) and Ibuprofen (10rub)
Omez (180rub) and Omeprazol (50rub)
Panadol (50rub) and Paracetamol (5rub)
Panangin (140rub) and Asparkam (10rub)
Pantogam (350rub) and Pantocalcin (230rub)
Rhinonorm (50rub) and Rhinostop (20rub)
Sumamed (450rub) and Azithromycin (90rub)
Trental (200rub) and Pentoxifylline (50rub)
Trichopol (90rub) and Metronidazole (10rub)
Troxevazine (220rub) and Troxerutin (110rub)
Ultop (270rub) and Omeprazol (50rub)
Fastumgel (250rub) and Ketoprofen (70rub)
Filepsin (280rub) and Carbamazepine (50rub)
Flucostat (200rub) and Fluconazole (20rub)
Furamag (380rub) and Furagin (40rub)
Chemomycin (300rub) and Azithromycin (100rub)
Enap (150rub) and Enalapril (70rub)

Ersefuryl (400rub) and Furazolidone (40rub)

 
ivandurak:

I can't vouch for the authenticity

Belosalik (380rub) and Akriderm SK (40rub)
Bepanten (250rub) and Dexpanthenol (100rub)
Betaserk (600rub) and Betahistine (250rub)
Bystromgel (180rub) and Ketoprofen (60rub)
Voltaren (300rub) and Diclofenac (40rub)
Gastrozol (120rub) and Omeprazol (50rub)
Detralex (580rub) and Venarus (300rub)
Diflucan (400rub) and Fluconazole (30rub)
Podnos (100rub) and Rinostop (30rub)
Zantac (280rub) and Ranitidine (30rub)
Zyrtec (220rub) and Cetirinax (80rub)
Zovirax (240rub) and Acyclovir (40rub)
Immunal (200rub) and Echinacea extract (50rub)
Imodium (300rub) and Loperamide (20rub)
Iodomarin (220rub) and Potassium iodide (100rub)
Cavinton (580rub) and Vinpocetine (200rub)
Claritin (180rub) and Loragexal (60rub)
Clacid (600rub) and Clarithromycin (180rub)
Lazolvan (320rub) and Ambroxol (20rub)
Lamisil (400rub) and Terbinafine (100rub)
Lyton-1000 (350rub) and HeparinAcrygel 1000 (120rub)
Lomilan (150rub) and Loragexal (50rub)
Maxidex (120rub) and Dexamethasone (40rub)
Mezim (300rub) and Pancreatin (30rub)
Midriacil (360rub) and Tropicamide (120rub)
Miramistin (200rub) and Chlorhexidine (10rub)
Movalis (410rub) and Meloxicam (80rub)
Neuromultivit (250rub) and Pentovit (50rub)
No-sppa (150rub) and Drotaverine hydrochloride (30rub)
Normodipine (620rub) and Amlodipine (40rub)
Nurofen (120rub) and Ibuprofen (10rub)
Omez (180rub) and Omeprazol (50rub)
Panadol (50rub) and Paracetamol (5rub)
Panangin (140rub) and Asparkam (10rub)
Pantogam (350rub) and Pantocalcin (230rub)
Rhinonorm (50rub) and Rhinostop (20rub)
Sumamed (450rub) and Azithromycin (90rub)
Trental (200rub) and Pentoxifylline (50rub)
Trichopol (90rub) and Metronidazole (10rub)
Troxevasin (220rub) and Troxerutin (110rub)
Ultop (270rub) and Omeprazol (50rub)
Fastumgel (250rub) and Ketoprofen (70rub)
Filepsin (280rub) and Carbamazepine (50rub)
Flucostat (200rub) and Fluconazole (20rub)
Furamag (380rub) and Furagin (40rub)
Chemomycin (300rub) and Azithromycin (100rub)
Enap (150rub) and Enalapril (70rub)

Ersefuryl (400rub) and Furazolidone (40rub)

All right, always if I have to take a local medicine, google the composition of foreign drugs is not difficult)
 
evillive:

It really saves money, putting one of these in every socket, and it saves money because you can't plug anything else in

You have to draw such nonsense before you can plug it in.
 
olyakish:

That's a lot of nonsense to draw before this iron.
What's so crazy about it? This device also straightens warped time. Undocumented capabilities.
 
Zhunko:
What's the nonsense about it? This device also straightens warped time. Undocumented capabilities.


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