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The big story last night was Melania Trump’s speech, and a lot of experts are saying that she borrowed a large chunk of it from a speech that Michelle Obama gave at the Democratic convention in 2008. Trump came to his wife’s defense, and said that he’s always been on her side from his days as a community organizer in Chicago, all the way back to being the first black male senator from Illinois.


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Aviation companies claim a newly developed virtual reality headset will actually help pilots fly in poor visibility and land in difficult conditions. So if you’re boarding your next flight and you see the pilot putting a giant box over his head, just sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight! “It’s like I’m REALLY flying!” “You ARE flying. Pay attention!”


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I really like Trump and Pence's chemistry. You can tell these guys have been friends since all the way back on July 18th of 2016.


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The question is what happens to the people whose well-being depends on how good one is at their job.
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Stock analyst and broker meet at lift.

Broker (sarcastically):

- Well, at least now you say - up or down?

Analyst answer:

- We need a clear definition of what floor exactly we are now. In any case, we are not raising the roof, and will not fall below the basement. Although not rule out the possibility that the elevator gets stuck, or the direction of movement changes due to emergency.

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The Democrats support special labeling for GMO foods. Republicans support teen abstinence programs. So they can compromise, and now, teens have to wear labels telling everyone they're virgins.


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Following the outrage that Cruz did not endorse Trump last night, Cruz’s wife, Heidi, was escorted from the convention by security as people yelled, "Goldman Sachs!” Careful, Republicans — if you say it three times, Hillary will appear.